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cyberguy

The Watchtower Announcing Jehovah?s Kingdom ? The Craptower, Announcing Self Edification since 1919

Awake! ? Asleep!

The Kingdom Ministry ? The Kingdumb Misery

Worship the Only True God ? Worship the Only True Organization

Isaiah?s Prophecy, Light for All Mankind ? Watchtower?s 1914/1919 Malarkey, Darkness for All Mankind

Draw Close to Jehovah ? Draw Close to the Corporation

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Let's have some fun! Please add to the list!

Simon

The classic:

Millions now living will never die - Millions then living are now dead

Draw close to Jehovah - Give us you money

Follow Jehovah's will - Do as we elders tell you.

Corvin

Questions Young People Ask, Answers That Suck

A-fake! Magazine

You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth and Pigs might fly out of my butt.

The Truth that Leads to Eternal Strife

The Secretion of Family Life

KNOWLEDGE That Leads to Ignorance

Satans little helper

Knowledge is the enemy of blind obediance

Nosferatu

You Can Live In A Fantasy Land During Your Time On Earth!

Revelation - It's Grand Confusion

Your Youth - How To Screw It Up

Learn From The Great Publishing Corporation

All Scripture Is Interpreted by the Watchtower Society

The Greatest Man Who Didn't Return Invisibly

minimus

The Witch Tower.....Insight on the Publications......The AIDS Book........Making Your Family Life Unhappy.....The Finished Mystery 2004 Edition

Mary

Revelation: It's Grand Climax - Supercalafrajalisticexpealadotious

Making Your Family Life Happy - Fathers, It's Okay to Beat Your Wife and Kids

Listening to the Great Teacher - Listening to the Governing Body Even If It Don't Make Sense

Studies in the Scriptures II - Stargate

Millions Now Living Will Never Die - Millions Now Living Will Never Be Able to Retire

The Truth that Leads to Eternal Life - Welcome to Fantasy Island

Isaiah?s Prophecy, Light for All Mankind - Scientists Reveal a Cure for Insomnia!

Religion Is a Snare and a Racket - Religion Is a Snare and a Racket

seeitallclearlynow

This thread is great for a good laugh - I just had a good time rereading these titles!

cyber-sista

The Spoof that Leads to Eternal Strife

All Scriptures inspired by frauds and criminals

Our Kingdom Misery

Making your family life Crappy

DaCheech

Revelation! How to give your wife a climax

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