NO ya bit me cuz I had bbq sauce on my leg!
And we both know the hose was for your constipation!
Besides, I have repeatedly asked you to not get in my bed and shart on purpose.. DO you know how long it takes to get the stains out? ? ? ?
And dont get me started on how lazy you are? You didnt change knickers for two whole weeks. We had to use no-stick spray to get them outta your crack!