No Nookies In Nero's! (page 2)

CoolBreeze

Hey joelbear, you absolutely cracked me up dude. My best freind is a lesbian, and I go to gay bars in the area with her. Ummmm dude, I think your hanging out in the wrong bars. We go to a local club called The Zebra. Now let me explain, I'm 5'7" and somehat chubby and straight and I seem to have the the same problem with women that I do with men. But when ever we walk through those doors men of all shapes sizes and ages seem to flock aroud me. While this is great for my ego, it does nothing for my libido. I think you need to come visit Cali and go clubbing with me and my friend, maybe men out here aren't quite as hung up on bodyshapes and sizes. Consider this an invitation, if you'r ever in the area my door is open and I always have crash space on my couch. I'm always happy to meet a new freind :)

Anton

joelbear

Hi Anton,

Wow, thanks for the friendly invite. Where in California do you live?

From the small picture of you, I can see why you get so much attention.

Visit my web page to see more about me. www.joelbear.com

Thanks again and hugs

Joel

Prisca

Hey Joel honey,

Don't get your hopes up too high, I hear Anton has a g/f.

Kent

3 hours later we had still not been seduced! What was wrong with these women?

LOL, English - this is a typical situation, right? Here some dumb fuck believes the Watchtowers propaganda, and tries it out. No luck at all.

As I've always said - I never was any place in the world - except in whore-houses - where girls were more easy to get laid than inside the Jehovah's Witnesses congregations! Everyone is so completely obsessed by sex - nobody hardly ever think of anything else! And don't think this is only the "unmarried sisters" :)) I'd say the married ones are even more horny. LOL

Yakki Da

Kent

"The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

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AuSet

Hey Englishman!

I bet you and your friend

WERE TWO WILD AND CRAZZY GUYS!!

(I'm sorry, your experience just sounded so much like that spoof from Saturday Night Live)

nelly136

lolol actually prisc I find it flattering that joel approves
of my tastes,
nelly

joelbear

Whoa Nelly,

I do approve of your tastes, but I wasn't trying to move in on your territory, just giving a compliment. I thought Anton's invitation was very nice. I invited him to the web page just to get to know me better as a friend.

Besides like Prisca says, he has a girlfriend, so there's no way he could be gay. Just like there are no gay married men, gay football players or gay fraternity boys. :) Just a reminder Prisca, I had about a dozen girlfriends between the ages of 15 and 30. Book? Judge? Cover?

I appreciate yall's kindness very much. Im just joshing with ya a bit.

hugs

Joel

ozziepost

G'day Joelbear,

Darker and smellier than the pretty boy bars where everyone wore preppie clothes and wore Polo or Aramis.

Don't judge a book by its cover, old son. I have loved Aramis for years but am well-known for my hetero yearnings!

Cheers,
Ozzie (of the procreating class)

nelly136

hehehe I know you werent joel, I just got a wicked sense of
humour and couldnt resist, when I said I viewed it as a
form of flattery I wasnt kidding, call me conceited but
if someone finds a person I'm with attractive I tend to feel a bit chuffed, and actually I'm glad he's extended his hand of friendship
to you cos I'd love to meet you too when I get out there.
I really hope you take anton up on his offer you'll have a blast
(get him to show ya his party pics )
luv deb x

Mulan

For Bendrr: When Englishman was 22 years old, bell bottoms were very much in style. The outfit he described sounds really funny now, though. I look at photos from that time and wonder "what were we thinking?"

I think all a young guy would have to do now, is go to the Mall, or a high school, and he would be really "happy" at the response. Times have changed.

Marilyn (a.k.a. Mulan)

No Nookies In Nero's!

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