What would ya be doing right now if you hadn't opened this post?
WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOTE: The direction this post took was NOT intended to in any way reflect upon VeniceIT. Ya'll know how these things can turn on you. I simply meant to say hi to Venice and tease her a bit, that the post started talking about masturbation was unintentional and in NO WAY reflects upon Venice. SO PLEASE STOP SENDING ME NASTY EMAILS! YERUSALYIM "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!" [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]
Spanking the monkey Bopping the baloney Jerkin the Gherkin Booting the hard drive Slamming the ham Feeding the kleenex Playing the single string air guitar Giving the tadpoles a swimming lesson Clubbing the baby seal Relieving the pitcher
and for the ladies:
Feeding the bearded clam Polishing the pearl Feeding the meter Giving the bearded lady a poke in the nose Lipservice Buttering the toast Petting the kitty Dimming the lights (assuming electrical appliances are used) Having ladyfingers and cream Brushing the afro Honing the stone Parting the petals Applying lip gloss Checking the oil Parting the red sea
And by the way, please change the name of this thread.
This is what I like about the forum... the education it provides.
I have learnt so many terms for 'wank' now that I'm practically an expert on the subject (and if that isn't setting myself up for a fall then I don't know what is!)
I didn't know you could graduate as a wanker. Impressive!
- Jan -- Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil´s Dictionary, 1911]
