I'm one of the Anointed! (page 2)

Freedom Fighter

Hallmark are missing out on a lot of potential customers here - I can just see it hitting the shelves at a store near you-

The 'Congratulations on becoming Annointed' card - I'm sure there will be plenty of folks on here who could come with a suitable verse...

Here's mine - Congratulations on this very special day
As the spirit now fills you
In every conceivable way

FF

LittleToe

ROFL @ FF

Mary

Or maybe the GB could sent out cards to any younguns baptized after 1935 who plan on taking them emblems at the next Memorial:

We heard through the grape vine;

you will partake in unleavened bread and some wine;

The Memorial of Christ is for winners like us;

Who are arrogant, delusional and santimonious;

You of the Great Crowd are lower than dust;

Worship of us is an absolute must;

We want you to know that if drink you decide to;

We won't hesitate to disfellowship you!

BrendaCloutier

Sorry, Nosfer, but the crowning blessing of the Holy Spirit in the form of a dove? It was actually pidgeon poop.

Brenda

Nosferatu

but the crowning blessing of the Holy Spirit in the form of a dove? It was actually pidgeon poop.

Who said I was shat on? I just figured I'm sexy enough to be one of the Anointed!

gumby

Congratulations on this very special day
As the spirit now fills you
In every conceivable way

No more crying, no more pain, how the hell I made it, I can't explain.

Gumby

shotgun

Winston tried pouring oil all over me with some damn excuse about annointing or sumpin like that.

gumby

Winston tried pouring oil all over me with some damn excuse about annointing or sumpin like that.

Didn't he just get back from Alabama after losing in the greased hog contest? He's prolly practicin fer next year. Gumby

xjw_b12

and a bottle of Kokanee beer.

Sorry Nos.

All of the Annointed drink Shiner's Bock. That is why so many of the Annointed are from Texas.

BrendaCloutier

I just figured I'm sexy enough to be one of the Anointed!

I don't dissagree that you're "sexy enough", especially by your avitar, but, I still believe it was pidgeon poop.

Probably because I believe all of this anointed stuff is ... pidgeon poop!

Hey, toss me a dorito! I'll take a non-alcoholic beer, too. Can't drink any of the loaded stuff.

Hugs, Nosfer

Bren

I'm one of the Anointed!

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