Hillbilly, you must be from Tennessee. They've banned all the beautiful women from here and moved 'em all to Texas, I think. Especially the vanilla scented ones.
Matter of fact I did mis-spend my youth near Memphis. There used to be some nice looking gals around there... but over the years I found out Tejas gals are special. Wish I could find a low mileage model for my-self
Hill--- (if this is the future, refund please class)