Translating and deciphering witness expressions.

by stuckinarut2 30 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    hahaha...

    These are great.... keep them coming! 

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams
    'when are you going to get baptised?' = when are you going to hand over your life to a business corporation?
  • M*A*S*H
    M*A*S*H

    Expression: "You have to wait on Jehovah".  

    Translation: "You have made a very good point that I cannot answer from the WT and\or all the WT material is clearly hogwash"


    Expression: "Now you have moved out I won't speak to you again until you come back to the truth"

    Translation: "I wont speak to you again, oh, unless I need something"


  • StrongHaiku
    StrongHaiku
    "Evidently..." = Just making it up as we go...
  • eyefell4it2
    eyefell4it2
    New Light = blindly accept this change without questioning why or how
  • StrongHaiku
    StrongHaiku
    "Listen, Obey, be Blessed" = Wash, Rinse, Repeat...
  • davidmitchell
    davidmitchell

    'Jehovah's loving arrangement' = Some totally cockeyed scheme the GB have dreamt up and tried to get us all to believe.


  • sir82
    sir82

    "Maybe we can work together in field service next week" = "you are obviously spiritually weak, and I am going to kick your tush to get you moving again".

    "Oh, I enjoyed your comment!" = "Sheesh, it's about time you opened your mouth, you spiritually weak worm."

    "Wasn't that an encouraging assembly!" = "I've already forgotten all of it - I couldn't tell you one single point without looking at a program to remind me what the talks were about."

  • davidmitchell
    davidmitchell

    (I love this one).


    'You need to adjust your thinking' = Stop thinking.

  • davidmitchell
    davidmitchell

    'New Light' = Yet another scheme to try and salvage something of a crackpot idea introduced at an earlier time.


    (How do Witnesses manage to keep a straight face when they use this term?)


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