hahaha...
These are great.... keep them coming!
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hahaha...
These are great.... keep them coming!
Expression: "You have to wait on Jehovah".
Translation: "You have made a very good point that I cannot answer from the WT and\or all the WT material is clearly hogwash"
Expression: "Now you have moved out I won't speak to you again until you come back to the truth"
Translation: "I wont speak to you again, oh, unless I need something"
'Jehovah's loving arrangement' = Some totally cockeyed scheme the GB have dreamt up and tried to get us all to believe.
"Maybe we can work together in field service next week" = "you are obviously spiritually weak, and I am going to kick your tush to get you moving again".
"Oh, I enjoyed your comment!" = "Sheesh, it's about time you opened your mouth, you spiritually weak worm."
"Wasn't that an encouraging assembly!" = "I've already forgotten all of it - I couldn't tell you one single point without looking at a program to remind me what the talks were about."
(I love this one).
'You need to adjust your thinking' = Stop thinking.
'New Light' = Yet another scheme to try and salvage something of a crackpot idea introduced at an earlier time.
(How do Witnesses manage to keep a straight face when they use this term?)