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Name Things That "Prove" JWs Have The "Truth".
by minimus 62 Replies latest jw friends
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Abaddon
They have the Magic Christian Decoder Rings, wrought in the depths of Wa'ach Tow-er from the purest moopoo by Russelauron in the depths of time, which enableth the bearers, the dread Guvern'na-ing Bahd-ay, to know what the fuck god is going on about.
Drawn from the ranks of the annointed, they communicate with Je-hov-er and knoweth right from wrong, and when right becometh wrong or wrong becometh right, as determined by the the power of the New Light (tm, all rights registered, New Light Inc. is a company limited by divine charter).
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The Leological One
Is there any such thing as being wrong in so many ways that it equals being right~?!
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jgnat
One I heard a week ago, "Christendom's churches bribe people with heaven so that they will give all their money to the church."
I see. And the WTS doesn't threaten inactive ones with DEATH? ...or maybe, permanent separation from their loved ones?
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Scully
jgnat writes:
"Christendom's churches bribe people with heaven so that they will give all their money to the church."
errmmm... and Living Forever In Paradise On Earth? if you spend every waking moment engaged in Putting Kingdom Interests First? isn't a bribe?
Love, Scully
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wannaexit
Because they have so much real estate.
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MerryMagdalene
*They are hated and persecuted by absolutely everyone (and this, by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with them seperating themselves as Godz Chozen Emissariez, refusing to participate in almost everything there is to participate in, constantly trying to draw attention to how much better and more blessed they are than everyone else while they try to sweep all evidence to the contrary under the rug, calling other religious organizations Whore, Harlot, a snare and a racket, pointing out everyone else's faults while minimizing their own, and basically being the most obnoxious and least fun little group on the playground).
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DaCheech
"Everything we preach can be proven from the Bible"
Job 1:12 " Accordingly Jehovah said to Satan: "Look! Everything that he has is in your hand""
I've just proven through picking and choosing, and taking scriptures out of context that God is evil
Jehovah's Witnesses take scriptures out of context, even quoting half scriptures. And collogating a scripture
in Genesis with half of one in Revelation to prove any point they want
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minimus
"Because they have so much real estate".....PROOF of Jehovah's blessings!
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wheres caleb?
You have to 'think' like a JW to see that they have 'the truth'.