by target 21 Replies latest jw friends
love it when someone is trying to say something and the tongue chooses to rearrange the wording. I think my favorite was one Sunday a particular MS who had a thing for perfectionism was announcing the song to be sung "Jehovah's Happy People". It came out "Jehovah's Happy PeePee"
Do you have any such happy memories to share?
Right On Target
It came out "Jehovah's Happy PeePee"
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
bebu
I remember after about a month of not going to the meetings. Trying to start my fade. I went to a presbyterian church function with a school associate. That was one of the first times I had ever stepped foot into "christendom". I was basically cool but while I was sitting at one of the tables talking and joking to my associate I had said, "once I disfelloshipped my elbow when I fell off my bike". I meant to say "dislocated". I've never experienced a freudian slip like that in my life.!!! lol
This reminds me of the following joke:
Two men talking, one says to the other, "I was so embarressed yesterday, I went to the airport and meant to tell the attractive airline employee, ' I need two tickets to Pittsburg", but instead I said, " I need two pickets to tittsburg.
The other man replyed, " I know exactly what you mean, the other morning I meant to ask my wife, " will you please pass the jelly" , but instead I said , " You f*$@ing bitch, you ruined my life."
Well, my big sis had something happen to her a few days ago that was pretty emberassing....
Decided to tell a guy she'd been dating that she didn't want to see him anymore, and he just lived up her street a ways. So she drove her car to his house, gave him a lecture about why she was breaking up with him, then left and walked home. I think this was around early afternoon.
Well at about 11pm, she realized she had walked home and her car was still parked in his driveway.
She had to walk back to his house and retrieve her car.
well,..me?
There are tons and tons of things that have emberassed me, but one thing comes to mind. Ever see a really cute guy and walk into something? Well I managed to walk into the side of a car hood and actually roll over it on my side and fall to the ground.
One sister was telling the story from Judges about some guy that killed a bunch of people with the jawbone of an ass, but it came out, "The assbone of a jaw" and then she tried to correct it with, "The jawbone of a horse's ass."
And the one song was called, "The women are a large army" and always got switched to "The large women are an army"
My personal favorite was the one Watchtower that said that unmarried sisters do not have human heads. I remember that one vividly because I was reading that Sunday - and I nearly died laughing. (What kind of heads do they have, then?)
CZAR
Once an elder in our KH was saying the closing prayer, and was trying to say, "Protect us from Satan's fiery darts." Yeah, you guessed it...he said, "Protect us from Satan's diery farts."
Blindfool,
Two men talking, one says to the other, "I was so embarressed yesterday, I went to the airport and meant to tell the attractive airline employee, ' I need two tickets to Pittsburg", but instead I said, " I need two pickets to tittsburg.
The other man replyed, " I know exactly what you mean, the other morning I meant to ask my wife, " will you please pass the jelly" , but instead I said , " You f*$@ing bitch, you ruined my life."
ROFLMAO! That is hilarous!
Sirona
Sarah:
There are tons and tons of things that have emberassed me, but one thing comes to mind. Ever see a really cute guy and walk into something? Well I managed to walk into the side of a car hood and actually roll over it on my side and fall to the ground.
ROFL - Now THAT's impressive!
My favourite was hearing a MS announce Field Service for the Cromford Rude Grope (instead of Road Group).
My old man was giving a safety talk at a pre-quick-build meeting, once, and stated that sisters shouldn't walk on the site and scaffolding with skirts because of the accidents that can be caused by them. After a stunned silence about 900 people burst into laughter.
All he could do was blush and wait for the laughter to die down. After about 20 seconds or so he said "oh dear" and attempted to carry on, but that provoked more laughter.
At a Portsmouth circuit assembly, the chairman concluded the public talk comments by announcing there would be a short resume of that weeks WT study after a 15 minute intercourse.
Englishman.
