Only shoot when you see the whites of their eyes..

by flamethrower 15 Replies latest jw friends

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  flamethrower
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  larc

  Hey Flamer,

  Are you here to stir up trouble? Is this some kind of racist slur, you no good moyerfoyer. You should say, "Don't shoot until you see either the whites or the "colored" parts of their eyes."

  For those of you who don't recognize it, this is supposed to be humor.
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  Prisca

  Larc,

  I'm kinda confused now. My eyes are brown, and naturally the other part of my eyeball is white, so what does that make me - "white" or "brown"? Sometimes people say my eyes look black, so then does that make me "black"? But my nationality is mainly Caucasian, so am I strictly a "white" person, even though I have mediteranean blood, as well as a smither of Viking blood as well (but don't tell Kent, LOL )

  Pray tell, what am I, if not simply a human being?
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  DannyBear

  A 'hot' caucasion, 'foxy' medeterianian, 'spicy' auburn haired, 'black onyx eyed', beauty?

  Or should I just simply say 'shiela'?

  BearSpoofin
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  Roamingfeline

  Now Prisca, we're going for humor here.. that's "Human Bean"

  All in fun,
  RCat
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  Prisca

  Exactly RC, I am just a human bean (no relation to Mr Bean though )

  DannyBear, you could say I'm an Aussie sheila, but I did like the other descriptions you gave me, thanks!!!
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  larc

  Prisca,

  You ask some very pregnant questions, and I am unable to answer any of them. I do know one thing. I learned a new word from you, "smither". We say "smidgen". But, hey, when the English sent some prisoners to Australia and some to the U.S. some differences in language are bound to develope.

  By the way, I am still upset with the Noah thing, where you got the kangaroos and we got the lowly possums as our only marsupial.
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  RedhorseWoman

  Suppose, just suppose, that the person or persons in question were out partying the night before....or perhaps just staying up WAY too late. In that case, there would be no "whites" of their eyes, but rather "reds". Would the shooting, therefore, not take place at all? Should one then shoot as soon as one sees the "toes of their boots"? Or the "belts on their slacks"? Perhaps shooting would not be apropos at all, but one should rather take the red-eyed out for coffee.

  Ah, the late night musings of a displaced equestrienne. (sigh)
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  waiting

  Hey Red!

  I was just thinking the same thing - it's 11:30 pm here, and my eyes are tired and red from looking at this silly screen.

  Guess I'll be safe about the white part, though.

  Buttons on the shirt? Ring around the collar? Ring through the ear/nose/eyelid/lip? Tattoo anywhere?

  'Course, I could always stay with freckles on the face. Gawd, I'd die a million deaths.

  Hows the horses? And your favorite mounting block - still getting good use out of it?

  waiting
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  DannyBear

  RHW,

  I hate that when I have to take the 'Red Eye'!

  Both paws raised very high in the air.

  Bearshootist