Thinking about the CO's I have encountered over the years.....It went something like this:
1.) Brother Sleeparound: Took up with a young pioneer sister on a visit to the congregation. His wife did not approve.
2.) Brother Hothead: Smacked wiggly youngsters around in society's leased Pontiac while out in service.
3.) Brother Moocher: Expected everything free and on a silver platter.
4.) Brother Specialdiet: Special menu preceded his visits. No one would sign up to feed the finickyeater.
5.) Brother Newcars: This guy had a new car every six months. Carried a brush to keep the vent louvers in the dash free from dust. This was before the lease program. Needless to say not many of us ever seen the inside of the CO's car.
6.) Brother Coldheart: Did not believe in depression....."all in the head" he said.
7.) Brother Bethel: Get invited to Bethel....all bases covered.
8.) Brother Teetotaler: The drink was the root of all evils...
9.) Brother Birthcontrol: Don't have kids...period!