Man..... they would shite their pleated pants if Jesus told them to give all their riches to the poor and come follow him!
Special guest speaker at GB meeting today is Jesus.
Yes Jesus you have the floor.
Jesus: Why yall storing up treasures where moth and rust consume?
Ted: Aw Christ I knew you were going to ask that. Money market funds are very secure in this time of the end Jesus...there almost as secure as a UN library card...ha ha *slaps Jesus on the back*