I'm gettin me a couple more wives! (page 8)

gumby

My wife wont go for it.

Would she go for her having a few husbands? Sometimes if the shoe is on the other foot.....they change their tune. Gumby

Gumby I don't think you'll find any prohibition in the OT on polywog-imy because it was written by men for men...kind of like Hugh Hefner writing an article about how disgusting nudie magazines are..not gonna happen.

The NT has those verses about men presiding over the congragation being husbands of one wife but it doesn't mention about christian men who were not presiding over the congregation.

I think this verse is pretty f-in stupid

Deuteronomy 22
28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. [1] He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Fifty shekels was the fine to rape a woman after which she was forced to marry the guy that raped her. The fine for picking up firewood on the Sabbath was getting stoned (and not in a good way).

outoftheorg

I DON'T THINK ALL IS BLISS IN THE WORLD OF POLYGAMY. FOR EXAMPLE.

THERE ARE TWO SMALL COMUNITIES ( I THINK IT IS TWO MAYBE ONLY ONE ) ANYWAY THEY BUILT THEIR LITTLE TOWNS RIGHT ON THE UTAH / ARIZONA BORDER. HALF IN ARIZONA AND HALF IN UTAH.

THEIR REASONING WAS IF THE ARIZONA SHERIFF SHOWED UP, THEY COULD RUN OVER TO THE UTAH SIDE AND VISE VERSA. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED A FEW TIMES.

THESE PEOPLE ARE THE LEFT OVERS FROM THE ORIGINAL MORMON BELIEF SYSTEM AND POLYGAMY.

THERE IS A LOT OF INNER CONFLICT AND FIGHTS AND LAW SUITS BEING FILED.

THEN A FEW TEENAGE GIRLS FLED AND WENT TO THE AUTHORITIES.

ALL IS NOT GOOD IN LA LA LAND.

Outoftheorg

LittleToe

Gumby:So you mean that some did and some didn't back then, too, huh?

confusedjw

Glad I didn't try to use that argument to bring home a 2nd Mrs. Confused (and the 1st one would agree that I am braindead - at times)

Big Tex

Dude....how did you do this math? I have 365 days in a year....right? 300 wives.....right?

I got "dude-ed"!

Okay Mr. Gumby, I said 300 wives AND 700 mistresses (or whatever the modern equivalent of a concubine is). That's 1,000. That works out, using my pocket calculator, to once every 2.73 years IF Solomon included his concubines in the pitching rotation (I wonder if he ever worried about right hand/southpaw matchups).

I don't know what you're talking about red part Gumbo, been looking at those zoo sites again?

gumby

Big T....LT will tell bout the red part (purple part in Scotland) Yes...I suck at math. I lost my calculator.

Shotguns cranky today....ain't he?

Gumbylateforwork

shotgun

Big Tex, Gumby

If you had 1000 woman who want to sleep with you or in his case had to sleep with him don't you think they had threesoms, foursoms and moresoms.

LittleToe

Tex:

I don't know what you're talking about red part Gumbo, been looking at those zoo sites again?

Which reminds me of a trip I once took to Africa, where some monkeys had blue balls, and the baboons would climb onto your windscreen and masturbate until you gave them food...

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...I honestly don't know why I just said that...

shotgun

I knew you travelled alot LT but I never thought it was for those sex tours...damn monkey lover

and the baboons would climb onto your windscreen and masturbate until you gave them food...

Hmmm...so you kept rewarding them with food for masturbating on you. Even Marlin Perkins would be shocked by this mental image.

I'm gettin me a couple more wives!

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