A couple of plans on solving this whole 'divided' US thing:

by Xander 24 Replies latest social humour

  • pettygrudger
    pettygrudger

    Why don't we want New York? From all the hub-bub - it's mostly likely the Senator from that State that's getting the next Democratic nomination

    LOL @ Wildhorses!!! I live in Michigan - you can come up here & stay w/me!

    That's right Hillbilly - you'd make an EXCELLENT border patrol person. I just wanna stand behind you & go "nah nah nah nah nah nah" (oh, and let Walter in - he's cool!).

  • Satanus
    Satanus
    Why don't we want New York?

    Because it's a big rotten apple, because it's rot would spread, because it's the center of world capitalism, because it would buy canada, subdivide it and resell it to the highest bidders.

    S

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Thanks, Rhonda, but I think since Hawaii would belong to us, I'd love to move there. I can't stand the cold. brrrrrrrr

  • Xena
    Xena

    Hey thanks for wanting to drop a nuke on myself and my 9 year old daughter ....I'm certainly feeling the love now

  • Xena
    Xena

    Actually I just realized....Jesusland and/or the Country of Texas would f-you guys up so fast you wouldn't have time to hide your nukes much less launch one

    just joking of course

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw

    Come on folks. If there was anything we learned from John Belushi was that a good old fashioned Toga Party healed!

    TOGA

    TOGA

    TOGA

    Let's just have a huge one to unite all parties.

  • Xena
    Xena

    We Are The World

    Written and Composed by Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie.


    When the world must come together as one
    There are people dying
    and its time to lend a hand to life
    There greatest gift of all

    We cant go on pretending day by day
    That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
    We are all a part of Gods great big family
    And the truth, you know,
    Love is all we need

    Chorus:
    We are the world, we are the children
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So lets start giving
    Theres a choice we're making
    We're saving out own lives
    its true we'll make a better day
    Just you and me

    Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares
    And their lives will be stronger and free
    As God has shown us by turning stones to brend
    So we all must lend a helping hand

    Chorus:
    We are the world, we are the children
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So lets start giving
    Theres a choice we're making
    We're saving out own lives
    its true we'll make a better day
    Just you and me

    When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all
    But if you just believe theres no way we can fall
    Let us realize that a change can only come
    When we stand together as one

    Chorus:
    We are the world, we are the children
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So lets start giving
    Theres a choice we're making
    We're saving out own lives
    its true we'll make a better day
    Just you and me

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    confused, I took this thread as being all in good fun.

    I got over my two day PMS fest. I still don't like the President, but I've delt with disapointment before and will do it now.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Xena

    You have a good point. I think jesuslanders got a lot more guns, nukes, tanks and red hot chili than any other lands do. Not that i'm against chili or having guns

    S

  • Soledad
    Soledad

    Because it's a big rotten apple, because it's rot would spread, because it's the center of world capitalism, because it would buy canada, subdivide it and resell it to the highest bidders.

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