A naughty one

by mouthy 18 Replies latest social humour

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    A man was driving down the street---Passed an old peoples home- Saw 10 nude ladies laying on the lawn. He was surprised!! but went on by!! On returning an hour later -the same ladies were still laying nude on the lawn- So he went inside to report it to the Supervisor!!! "Do you realise you have nude old ladies on the Lawn????"he said " Oh yes "said the Super-"They were prostitutes- They are having a yard sale"

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    Whats the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

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    IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    LOL @ Grace!!!!!

  • Kaethra
    Kaethra

    ha! love that naughty side you have mouthy. :)

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    12 young men were training for the priest hood( sorry devote Catholics) To pass the training they had a young well endowed woman in the nude pass in fornt of them- they also had a bell tied to their penis..... They were told if the bell tinkled as they passed- they could NOT swear to celibecy-so could not pass !!! Slowly & carefully the maiden passed each one--- No tinkling of bells!!!UNTIL she reached the last one---& HIS bell rang vilently even taking it off the penis!!! As he bent down to pick it up ALL the other bells rang!!!!! Please note this is NOT really Mouthy- but a clone of hers....

  • patio34
    patio34

    Lol @ Mouthy!

    A teacher told her class that there was a test the next day. No excuses were to be allowed for missing it. Miss it and you fail. Even if there was an earthquake or flood, they had to be there.

    One guy raised his hand and asked "What if we're up the whole night having wild sex and exhausted?"

    The teacher replied "Write with your other hand."

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    ROTFL!!!!

  • Tim Horton
    Tim Horton

    I wish you guys could tell these jokes to us in person. The body movements and antics would be great. Lol panther.... P.S. love the cat picture lion ME thinks

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    good one, mouthy,

    nice to see you posting again!

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Thanks Franklin.I had a nasty e-mail from warren jackson...Guess I offended him...

    Warren !!! If you dont like my posts just skip over them O.K.???

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