Today I bought some Cottonelle Alow & E toilet paper.
OH MY GAWD... I will NEVER use anything else again! This stuff is AWSOME!!!
I have NEVER enjoyed wiping my ass this much before!!!
Oh my gawd!!! There is a gawd!!!
by Elsewhere 20 Replies latest jw friends
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drwtsn32
Wow... I've never heard someone get so excited about TP. Except for Beavis:
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Confucious
32...
I am Cornholio...
I need some TP for my bunghole. -
Elsewhere
I am the great Cornholio... you have awakened my bunghole and you must pay for awakening my bunghole
My bunghole will will speak now.
Come out with your pants down!
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candidlynuts
you really shouldnt abuse that puppy by making it clean your behind.
i should call the aspca or something on you lmao
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Preston
Of course Elesewhere, there is a God (or Gawd as you put it) and you can bet your holy ass that in heaven Vishnu must have a roll of TP for each one of his many hands.
I leave you in peace
- Preston (of the ass class)
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Mulan
The only way to go...............ummmmm use, ummmm, never mind.
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BrendaCloutier
Else, I can just imagine it being as nice as when they came out with kleenex with lotion and aloe. On a sore, cold-infected honker, it was heaven sent! For a headcold I'll use nothing else.
We buy our arsewipe from Costco - Kirkland brand. It's not bad stuff - I've used far worse. And there's more than two uses on a roll!
However, I'll keep it in mind when that headcold goes out the other end.
Peace
Brenda
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arrowstar
oh my stars!!
Elsewhere, hon, c'mon...it's time for your meds.
Lisa