Can anyone help me? Need advice ...

by Simon 13 Replies latest social humour

  • Simon
    Simon

    I need a bit of advice as I'm at my wits end...

    I've suspected that my missus may be having an affair. You know the sort of thing. The phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

    Recently she has started going out 'with the girls' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".

    I always used to keep an eye out for her taxi coming home but now she always walks up to the house although I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out of one around the corner.

    The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went mental, screaming at me that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth. But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her.

    I hid behind my car which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see which car she got out of on her return.

    It was whilst I crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    Do you think I should take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    you really had me going there for a half a second. Very funny, Simon.

  • Zuko
    Zuko

    That was funny. Nice one

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    ha

    ha

    Superglue. Superglue is your answer.

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  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    You should definitely go down to the Repair shop. It's the garage mechanic that she's seeing behind your back

  • Angharad
    Angharad
    you really had me going there for a half a second

    Me too

    Duct tape is very handy for sealing up protective casings especially when you've accidently nearly severed the internet cable connection whilst gardening

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Ang:
    It's also handy for sealing people's mouths and immobilising typing fingers...

    Btw, how's Charlie?

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    ignore the rust, Simon.

    Have a drink; relax and get a good nights sleep. Things always look better in the morning.

    "carry on..."

    ."...I suspect he has been hanging around some Americans----sounds too much like their perspective of things"

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    The fact that this was posted in the "Humor" section kinda gave it away... lol

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