I'm not drunk!!!

by Dirt Rocker 15 Replies latest social humour

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Leave her alone LR. No need for that.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Good one Dirt Rocker

    Gumby

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    Neato!

  • Lostreality
    Lostreality

    lol, BT, i was just joking around.

    sorry though...

  • Dirt Rocker
    Dirt Rocker

    HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turn oven the on
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
    Step 9: Turk the bastey
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
    Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
    Step 17: Turk the carvey
    Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
  • Tim Horton
    Tim Horton

    Can you do that joke again with rum? yum panther

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