What PMS really stands for...

by Dirt Rocker 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dirt Rocker
    Dirt Rocker

    What PMS Really Stands For:

    13. Psychotic Mood Shift

    12. Pack My Stuff

    11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

    10. Perpetual Munching Spree

    9. Puffy Mid-Section

    8. People Make Me Sick

    7. Provide Me with Sweets

    6. Pardon My Sobbing

    5. Pimples May Surface

    4. Pass My Sweatpants

    3. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    2. Plainly Men Suck

    And The Number One Thing PMS Stands for is:

    1. Pass My Shotgun

  • Wallflower
    Wallflower

    Being a bloke on the receiving end :

    Pish My Shorts!

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    this should be number one 2. Plainly Men Suck

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    Damn she or (he) looks like my old boss!

    M'

  • dmouse
    dmouse

    PMS means never wanting to say you're sorry.

  • bem
    bem

    Where is Punish Men Severly?

  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956

    I always heard it was Putting up with Men's Shit!

    Sherry

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie
    I always heard it was Putting up with Men's Shit!

    Yup!

  • gumby
    gumby

    I thought it meant poopypants mrs. stephmeister

    Gumby

  • Happy Guy :)
    Happy Guy :)

    It can't be Putting up with Men's Shit because (for most) PMS lasts a few days where as Putting up with Men's Shit is 24/7.

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