After posting on the Maximus Nourishment for the Spirit thread about Elaine Pagel's "The Origin of Satan" and "Adam, Eve, and the Serpent," I check my mail and find the Watchtower for August 15, and a QFR (whole page) answering the question, "For how long a period of time did Job suffer."
They say "Job's suffering and its resolution may have occurred within a few months, perhaps less than a year." Blah, blah, tribulation momentary and light, blah, blah, Christ will himself finish your training. What is the point of all this? Your suffering will be over SOON NOW?
They cite the New World Translation: "Now it came to be _the day_ when Job's sons and daughters ..." From this literalism they conclude: "It seems that all of this [suffering of loss] occurred on one day."
GOOD GOD! What do they do with the Genesis "day" in which God created the heavens and the earth? Make it literal again too??
The NRSV accurately says: "One day when ..." No kidding! Anyone have access to other translations?
What is the deal here? What are they trying to say? Having read some scholarly works on Job, including the Jerome Bible Handbook, I feel like I am reading a child's paraphrase hardly at high school level. A whole QFR? In 23 million issues???
Royally pissed at that one, I look at the main article, what seems to be a nice backgrounder on Abraham, man of faith. Sprinkled with gems about the Near East time period. "Upbuilding."
Then we get this horse manure: "We may have opposition from unbelieving family members, including disfellowshipped relatives, who might try to lure us into unwholesome association. Abram thus set a fine example for us. He put friendship with Jehovah ahead of everything--even family ties. He did not know exactly how, when, or where God's promises would be fulfilled. Still, he was willing to stake his life on those promises." Page 16.
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Doesn't the Public Information spin doctor office say that disfellowhipping does not sever ties? Bet you the hardnosers in the field will quote this Watchtower chapter and verse!
After the body parts and racial wars, does anybody have any energy left to discuss these points? I'm just going to start the thread. Have got lots more reading to do.
Mad as hell,
Jerry