Mine is...
Being in the NGO for a library card is like buying a Playboy for the articles.
Yours is...
Your Best WT NGO Analogy...
by Confucious 28 Replies latest jw friends
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Confucious
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truthseeker1
...is like having sex with your neighbor's wife because she has a nicer pool than you do, and you'd rather swim over there.
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avishai
.....Is like being a hooker for the wild beast but only giving hand jobs.
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Confucious
hahahahahahahah!!!!!
You guys crack me up. -
BrendaCloutier
"You don't go to a whore house just to get a kiss"
-Bren
(learned that on in AA about hangin' out in bars while sober...)
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Kenneson
Going to the Catholic Church to find their library filled with only Watchtower literature.
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czarofmischief
Sparking up without inhaling; because you like the smell.
CZAR
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Stephanus
...like going to a Geisha house for the warm baths.
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Stephanus
...like a Jew eating a hotdog because the bread and ketchup are Kosher
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Mary
Going to the NGO for a library card, is like going to war in Iraq to promote peace.