Buy the Virgin Mary - Then Eat Her.

hillary_step

For some reason the URL will not work. Go to ebay and use the words Virgin Mary Toast in the search box. Someone is selling a piece of toast with tyhe Virgin Mary's face miraculously embedded in it - in cheese. $7,600 so far.

HS

Mecurious?

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kls

I saw this on the news that the Virgin mary is on a piece of grilled cheese. My God are people that hard up that they need to see something religious in their food .Weird!

Earnest

The seller comments :

After much thought, I have decided to place this treasure up for auction. You can imagine my surprise when I picked up this piece of toast and noticed the face of the Virgin Mary herself gazing warmly back at me. All of a sudden, I felt a sense of peace come over the room and I knew that this was a blessing. Ever sense the toast was made, I have felt lifted by its presence and feel as though it has helped me work through issues in my life. Since then my life has taken a turn for the better, and I believe that when blessings come our way that we should share them. Who would I be to hold this for myself after it has already helped me more than I ever wished? It is for that reason that I now am placing this up for auction, starting at 1 cent, as I feel it would be wrong to ask for more. I will also offer free shipping in the US. After this amount of time, the toast is completely dry, not intended to be eaten, and will be mailed in a sealed plastic bag. God bless.

It is truly faith-strengthening to know that such selflessness still exists in this world.

Earnest

Simon

Now this is how devout religious people should be handled ... fleece them for all they are worth

I'm just off to find a stencil of the virgin mary and a piece of ham.

Seven

alt

One 12-inch thin crust "Jesus" Pizza to go.

edited to add-it could be Valis?

Cicatrix

Lol, so that's what was on that piece of toast. I only saw half the story on tv and was wondering.

GentlyFeral

One 12-inch thin crust "Jesus" Pizza to go.
edited to add-it could be Valis?

Naw, it's gotta be Ché Guevara. I mean! Look at the hammer & sickle on the rim of the plate!

Aaah, maybe it is Jesus.

(Exit, humming "Long-Haired Radical Socialist Jew")

gently feral

outnfree

Buy the Virgin Mary - Then Eat Her

Well, that might be all right for you men...

This is hilarious. Obviously the Holy Toast is miraculously preserved? At least, in Sixy's photo those look like preserves... Anyway, Jesus is available for consumption FOR FREE at every Mass, no?

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Preston

Why is a face in every tree, tortilla, or pane of glass immediately perceived as being either Mary or Jesus? i swear, if they found an impression of Paul Lynde's face in some asphalt, they'd swear it was Jesus too....

Buy the Virgin Mary - Then Eat Her.

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