by vitty 11 Replies latest jw friends
As a newbie I would like to know how many posts I need to make before I cease being one.
And what am I called next?
Can someone could give me a run down on the different stages of posting.
Do I get a shepherding call if I dont do many topics and replies to posts?????? I dont want to loss any privilages!
Oh, its ok I forgot im female, I dont deserve "privilages"
I think it is 100...
Here you go Vittvin,
Titles of Poster's Number of Post's
Newbie
Junior
Senior 100
Master 200
Jedi 1,000
Emperor 2,000
Supreme 4,000
Blueblades
As the board develops and grows, perhaps we need a category above that of Supreme? we have several in that exalted category. Look at Blondie for example??
Anybody who reaches 7,000 posts should be given a complimentary six month session with a good psychotherapist, on the house of course.
Maybe the rankings should go like this:
1-100 Posts - Zany
100-200 posts - Disturbed
200-500 Posts - Medicated
500-1000 Posts - Mad
1000-5000 Posts - Certifiable
5000-1000 Posts - Shoot on Sight.
HS
I want to get to medicated and stay there.
I say anyone who gets to 10,000 should just be called "God". (stands for god ordained deadbeat)
Gumby
No, not god. DOA (dead on arrival)
Hi there! I asked the same question a little over a year ago.
Here are the results:
0-99 Newbie
100 Junior Member
200 Senior Member
500 Master Member
1,000 Jedi
2,000 Emperor
5,000 Supreme One
Hope this helps!!!
CodeBlue
I like hillarystep's titles better. Much more realistic.
