Great responses, everybody!
Snowcrash: Don't you think Napolean would love the Revelation book for its illustrations?
No Apologies: Spot on, man.
Shamus: I actually had a brother in my Hall a few years back that looked quite a bit like MiIlton. TRUE STORY: He once took a leak on a not-at-home's front lawn during service. In a subdivision!
What about this? He's uneducated, means well, and doesn't know when to be quiet.
Did yousa hearen bout dat bombad latest battle in da Clone Wars? (allows for response) Many people dyin! You knowsa, da BIBLE been a-foretellin' times like deez for a longo time. (reads Matthew 24: 6&7) Isa got some magazines here dat be tellin' of happy times a-comin.