Poor Chickens... :(

FMZ

Why do they have to taste so damn good?

FMZ

Kaethra

har! I often think of that on local wing nights...thousands upon thousands of chicken wings sold each night in my little city alone...poor chickens!

Badger

As someone who grew up on a farm, It's perfectly moral to eat chickens...it's God's way of punishing them for being so damned stupid.

FMZ

Kaethra... exactly... millions of chickens now living, will be eaten.

Badger, good call. These wings are tasting better every minute. Now, here is the problem, the chickens may deserve it, but what did the buffalo ever do?

FMZ

Valis

but what did the buffalo ever do?

taste like chicken?

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

Carmel

personally I prefer rabbit but around our house that would be worse than running over the first born.. wadats r pweshus

carm

notperfectyet

LOL@ FMZ and Valis.

I use to always sat to people who ate frog legs, rattlesnakes etc. and they said it tastes like "Chicken ".

My reply was, " Then why don't you just eat chicken??? "

They didn't talk to me after that...I think they were all training for ' Survivor ' or somthing.

candidlynuts

enjoy your chickens while you can.. bird flu is gonna get them all !

SAVE A CHICKEN (or emu) EAT MORE BEEF!

BrendaCloutier

Question: How did the punk rocker cross the road?

Huh?

Anyone venture a guess?

Answer: He stapled himself to a chicken! HA!

Ok, that was bad.

Peace

Brenda

shotgun

Feemz...I hope it's ok to call you that seeing as you exposed your feminine side when you brought up the plight of the hapless chicken.

They used to fly ya know, before YHWH caught the Nephilim fooling around with some earthly chicks....ya most believe it was women but it was chickens. The Angels materialized as big proud cocks and took all whom they chose. YHWH forgave the Angels but held the chickens accountable seeing as his Universal Sovreignty was challenged by these foolish, selfish, sex crazed chickens. He cursed them to scratching out a meager living for the rest of their lives and giving birth to hard shelled eggs which must surely be a pain in the ass.

The chickens still can't believe their misfortune and to this day still hope for everlasting life where all chickens can serve Jah in complete harmony...poor things can't even knash their teeth.

You really touched a sore point here feemz*snif*

Poor Chickens... :(

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