"Real Apostates" (TM) don't go door to door for anybody, unless they are begging for beer money.
"Real Apostates" (TM) don't ever change their avatar.
"Real Apostates" (TM) post while drunk, high, or just plain Gumby-ized (drunk, high, and naked).
"Real Apostates" (TM) gave more $$$ to the WT than they have paid in federal taxes.
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