Segregation in Provo, Utah: "Mixed Species" Households Not Allowed!

by Stephanus 14 Replies latest jw friends

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  Stephanus

  http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/1130strangepetlaw-ON.html

  Cats, dogs living together a no-no in Utah town

  Associated Press
  Nov. 30, 2004 08:45 AM

  PROVO, Utah - City officials in Provo, Utah, are doing something about inter-species harmony.
  
  Right now it's against the law to have both cats and dogs under the same roof. After getting complaints, the City Council is expected to change the law next week.
  
  The problem was discovered when Susan Sewell and her family went to the Utah County Animal Shelter to adopt a kitten in August. The family already has a cat and a dog and learned they couldn't get another.
  
  Sewell wrote a letter to the council saying the old anti-species mixing law was unreasonable.
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  xenawarrior

  now that is just dumb
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  confusedjw

  It is after all Utah. Which if I recall correctly the Mormons taught that the "beasts of the field" in Genesis were black people.
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  MungoBaobab

  If a human had sex with an alien, would it be considered bestiality?
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  XQsThaiPoes

  No, thats how they get American citizenship.
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  professor

  If a human had sex with an alien, would it be considered bestiality?

  No. But it might produce a giant offspring called Nephilim that would ravage the Earth so horribly that a global deluge would be required to exterminate them.
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  Granny Linda

  gl
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  googlemagoogle

  But it might produce a giant offspring called Nephilim that would ravage the Earth so horribly that a global deluge would be required to exterminate them.
  
  yeah, but they would survive it... (numbers 13:33) either because they are so giant or because they are pretty darn good swimmers. or because they got UFOs of course...
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  professor

  We're probably being too mean. My friend Amy is dating a Nephilim guy. He's actually a really nice guy, and fun at parties.
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  BrendaCloutier

  If a human had sex with an alien, would it be considered bestiality?

  Define Alien? If it produces Nephlim, they might just be great at Basketball!