JW's: Animals In The Bedroom.

by Englishman 22 Replies latest jw friends

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  Englishman

  Just wondering......!

  A recent survey suggested that 70% of couples with pets insisted that their pet was removed from the bedroom before they indulged in sexual activity. The remaining 30% didn't mind in the least if they were observed by Rover or Tiddles. What, I wonder should a mature JW couple do, if, on the point of no return, they found themselves being balefully regarded by the family basset hound? Should they desist and remove the creature? If not, could they face a severe disciplining for encouraging voyeurism? Worse still, would continuing in their passion in front of the family pet be considered as porneia? Supposing the pet was a hamster, would this also be classed as unbecoming conduct? How about a goldfish?

  So, I was just sort of wondering, can you imagine A WT "Questions from Readers" on this subject?

  I wonder, how would the question be phrased? I also wonder what the reply would be?

  Englishman.

  ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
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  Kent

  I'd say "Screw the pets" - and get some beer!

  Yakki Da

  Kent

  "The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

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  Prisca

  Why don't you write in and ask them?
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  Fredhall

  Englishman,

  I thought Kent Steinhaug would post something like that. But, I guess I'm wrong. And regarding screwing pets, only Kent Steinghuag would think of it. Boy, you sure can get lonely in Norway. Ask Kent, he knows>
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  AlanF

  Whatsa matter, Fridolin? Don't like your pedigree talked about?

  Let me guess: your Daddy was a Proboscis monkey and your Mommy liked guys with large parts.

  AlanF
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  Englishman

  Er, Fred,

  I think that when Kent said "Screw the pets" he meant dont care about them.

  Englishman.

  ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
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  Fredhall

  AlanF,

  If you want to stoop that low and talk about my parents that way, then go ahead. Boy we know now what is on your mind. That is monkeys and large private parts. You doing good AlanF
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  Englishman

  Guys Guys!

  This is a very serious post, there is no room for frivolity here.

  PAAARP!

  Englishman.

  ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
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  expatbrit

  Did someone say something about monkeys and large private parts?

  My family back home have some pretty large private parts. Surrounded by trees, you see, so very private. You can relax, have a beer, run around in your underwear, all in total privacy. No monkeys though.

  Hey Fred, how about writing us an essay on your mother? (If nun, write "none".)

  Expatbrit
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  Kent

  This is an old image of Fred. I believe it was taken on a holiday in Lillehammer shorly after Armageddon 1975

  Yakki Da

  Kent

  "The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

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