Awake Caption time!!!
by doodle-v 39 Replies latest jw friends
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Stephanus
Old Lady: I'd like to order an elders' visit with all the trimmings - self-righteous arrogance, condescending patronisation - the Works!
Elder: You want guilt with that?
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Rabbit
I guess it was the OLD light bill I paid.
How high is the NEW LIGHT bill?
Oh my, that's much too high !
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shamus
Is Having a "Man Bitch" Scriptual?
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drwtsn32
BTTT!
Keep 'em comin'!
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Wallflower
Any one notice, the old dear (er, on the left) has no bust at all - unless it's in that little fold by her handbag.
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Mulan
But I am the Queen, ducky. Really I am. Here...........check my credit card.
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Mary
BUYING EVERLASTING LIFE THE RIGHT WAY!
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