The Worst Watchtower I've Ever Read

by MungoBaobab 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • MungoBaobab
    MungoBaobab

    It wasn't the straw that broke the camel's back. That back had already broken. It was more of the last nail in the coffin for my allegiance to the WTS. I'd struggled at "overcoming" my atheism for six years, with varying degrees of success, but I always considered myself an intellectual and fought desperately to amalgamate Watchtower doctrine with fact and logic. The social manipulation really got to me, too, but I forced myself to hold out the possibility that deep down the WTS had the truth.

    Then the August 1, 2002 Watchtower came out. Everything that irked me about the Organization wrapped in 32 pages.

    The cover article is "Do Superstitions Control Your Life?" (I know, try to keep a straight face now, it gets worse!) Page 3 asks "Are you affected by a 'belief, half-belief, or practice for which there appears to be no rational substance?' Your answer could be revealing, for that is how one reference work defined the word "superstition." Someone really must tell them at Brooklyn that its dishonest not to quote your sources. It goes on to say on the following page that "many superstitions basically stem from a fear of spirits of the dead or of spirits of any sort. Events are interpreted as attempts by these spirits to contact the living with a threat, a warning, or a blessing." And I agree completely. But by the next page, "contacting [demons] or submitting to their influence is not to be taken lightly, for they, like their leader, Satan the Devil, would like to devour us." Certainly sounds like a threat from spirits to me. Or was that a warning from Jehovah God and the angels? By the end of the artcle we have an experience by a man named Ade,* and guess what? *Names have been changed! So why give a false name? Certainly not to prevent anyone from verifying the story, I'm sure.

    Now, as if this wasn't contradictory enough, later in the magazine we have an article on the dangers of Yoga. The writers quote Indian ex-president Dr. S. Radhakrishnan saying that yogi can communicate with telepathy and "The yogi can make his body invisible." Quite cleverly, they make no attempt to endorse his claims, so if anyone ever cornered the Society for saying such nonsense was possible they could easily deny it. Typical Watchtower dishonesty. The next paragraph is particularly damning:

    The image of a yogi sleeping on a bed of nails or walking on hot coals may appear to be a hoax to some and a joke to others. But these are common occurances in India... In June 1995 The Times of India reported that a three-and-a-half-year-old girl lay in a trance as a car weighing more than 1,600 pounds was allowed to run over her abdomen. To the amazement of the crowd, when she awoke she was totally unharmed. The report added: "It was sheer yogic power."

    No, it was sheer weight and heat distribution for all those examples. All hoaxes, easily duplicated without the help of demons, all easily explained by the simple laws of physics Witnesses champion when defending Creationism. Either the Watchtower Society is completely ignorant of such simple facts or are bold-faced liars and manipulators. Whatever the case, I expect more from "God's Organization."

    Other points of interest include illustrations on page 17. At a Witness function, seven friends are seated around a coffee table. The only Black person is sitting on the floor! Over the caption "Does your personal appearance reflect well on the God you worship?" a teenage Witness walks down a high school allway in a fully-buttoned plaid shirt neatly tucked in to his khakis, in sharp contrast to the "worldly" students who wear jeans, one of which sports a tattoo on his neck. Coupled with the previous photo the Society seems to be implying that even in the privacy of ones homes denim jeans are unacceptable forms of dress. One last quote from the opposite page: "One of her clients was Martha, one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Since Martha was severely affected by dementia, she was in need of constant supervision." It's not funny that this poor old lady was senile, but when you put it like that...

    So, does anyone else remember this magazine? Does anyone else have a similar experience with a certain talk, publication, or comment that pushed the limits of your tolerance for nonsense and hypocrisy one iota too far?

  • cypher50
    cypher50

    I remember when I crying to my mom that I had all these questions about the whole JW religion that the WTS publications weren't answering, she replied that "you think too much". She didn't mean it in a mean way but it was like in a cartoon when someone gets the lightbulb over their head; I couldn't believe that the religion had convinced her that if a question or situation wasn't answered by the WTS properly then it meant that I was thinking too much.

  • JustTickledPink
    JustTickledPink

    There wasn't any one article or one catalyst for me. It was a compilation of a lot of bullcrap.

    I do remember thinking how I used to spout off "we read the bible all the time" and "I've read the Bible 4 times" because we used to do the bible reading every 2 years.... BUT, when I went to the doors and went to the meetings it was the SAME scriptures being cited OVER AND OVER again. It was like "yeah we read the whole bible, but we only use about 20 scriptures to prove our point"

    I actually used to pay attention at the meetings, take notes, look up every verse, but by the time I was 14 years old I didn't even need to turn to the scriptures anymore because when they said Revelations 7:14 I knew EXACTLY what it would say word for word. That bothered me. I actually had all the verses memorized, nothing new.

    The "spritual food" was not given at the proper time. Those of us maybe who were thinking didn't get enough, it was all baby's milk, they never moved on past that stage and really got into solid food. There was no open discussions about philosophy, about the congregations thoughts/feelings... the only comments made at any meeting were taken right out of the specific paragraph you were studying. No questions either.

  • Hecklerboy
    Hecklerboy

    I guess the one thing the turn the lightbulb on for me was when I was at a witness friends wedding. The elder giving the wedding talk said how the wedding rings had pagan backgrounds, but that JW's didn't recognize them like that. I thought "Wait a minute here!!". The main reason witnesses don't celebrate Christams, Halloween, Easter, and other holidays is because they say they have pagan origns. Then when a "worldly" person says that they don't recognize the pagan background and just like the family togetherness of the holiday, the witnesses say that's no excuse. The holidays still have pagan origins and are not right for Christians to celebrate. After that I really started looking at things in a different light. I started seeing things that really bothered me. Like not voting. They won't support their goverment, but they will take all the support the goverment will hand out.

    Then other things started to bother me that happened before I was baptised. Like when I met this nice girl at a hall build. We started seeing each other and I made a few visits to her home to meet her parents. Next thing I know she won't return my phone calls. Then the brother I was studying with (the same one that gave the wedding talk) told me I had to stop seeing her because I wasn't baptised yet. Who are they to tell me who I can date. Another thing that really bothered me is how they made me swear I would keep going out in service before allowing me to get baptised. I mean this is my dedication to God, not to their rule system.

    The straw that finally broke the camels back, happened when I moved away from home to a town where I knew no one. I started going to the meeting and made some friends, but was never invited over to socialize with the "brothers". Only recieved one phone call from the "brothers" in the 2 years I had been there. Then a caught the flu and was off work for 2 weeks and of course missed the meetings. Not one JW came to check on me, called to see why I was missing the meetings, or came to see how I was doing. The funny part is my co-workers and landlady both came to check on me and offered any help I needed. My landlady even brought me chicken soup. After getting better I went back to the meeting and the first thing I heard was "Where have you been, why have you been missing the meetings". Man, I felt like going off right there. But I controlled myself and just said I had been sick. I then met this amazing "worldly" girl and started dating her. Man you should have seen the brothers coming out of the woodwork then. All of them were trying to get me to stop dating her. Even my best friend tried to talk to me about it, but I think he was secretly happy for me. Shortly after that we had our Circuit Assembly. I remember sitting there alone, listening to the boring dribble coming from the stage and I said to myself. "That's it". And I just got up and left in the middle of the assembly. Never went back to a meeting again.

    That was 8 years ago. I'm now married to that wonderful girl and I've never been happier with my life now that I'm out of the controlling cult.

    Sorry if this was too long, but when you start thinking about it, so many things come to mind.

  • Incense_and_Peppermints
    Incense_and_Peppermints
    "you think too much".

    the perfect JW mantra if ever i've heard one.

  • Bubbamar
    Bubbamar

    Heckler - great post! Great for you!!

    The stupid babyfied pictures have always bugged the crap out of me. They were either way too happy and fake or way to grusome and terrifying. WTF "GB."

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Don't really remember any specific publication that made me want to leave. I remember the ones that got pounded into me by my mother; "Obedience Protects You" from that ugly pink Great Teacher book, the chapter on Masurbation and dating from the Your Youth book. Never really got through much of the YPA book because I was a little older when it came out. My mother tried to make it a goal to read that whole damn thing with me. It never happened. She tried to get me to read it on my own. It never happened.

    I remember taking an evening to write in my journal and pick apart a chapter in that YPA book that was directly related to a personality problem I had. I knew that the JW religion was the source of at least one of my problems (I found more when I went through the Great Teacher book about a year ago).

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw

    I was the WT Reader for the "Martha" article you sighted. It was a contrived article that our cong did not receive well. Comments were made about the boy with the clothes. One young brother - who still comes to my home - said "I don't know which one is the witness in that photo, but I know the one who is going to get beat up." All laughed.

  • Fleur
    Fleur
    I guess the one thing the turn the lightbulb on for me was when I was at a witness friends wedding. The elder giving the wedding talk said how the wedding rings had pagan backgrounds, but that JW's didn't recognize them like that. I thought "Wait a minute here!!". The main reason witnesses don't celebrate Christams, Halloween, Easter, and other holidays is because they say they have pagan origns. Then when a "worldly" person says that they don't recognize the pagan background and just like the family togetherness of the holiday, the witnesses say that's no excuse. The holidays still have pagan origins and are not right for Christians to celebrate. After that I really started looking at things in a different light

    That always got to me too! It's like, how do you pick and choose which pagan customs to follow? because wearing wedding rings is an outward sign in public that you're married? Couldn't you just tell someone that you're married if they show interest in you especially if it meant keeping the congregation clean of pagan practices? *rolling eyes*.

    Give me a frigging break...

  • happyout
    happyout

    God I love you people!!!

    I have also been told many times that "I think too much". What the hell does that mean!!?? That I'm not willing to live my life based on a religion run by a bunch of old men in New York without asking some hard questions and getting satisfactory answers? And this is a BAD thing??

    And the picking and choosing with the pagan symbols makes me nuts, too. Like the article a while back about piƱatas Sure, they started out with pagan origins, but if no one thinks of it that way, and you're not "stumbling" anyone, whack away. But heaven forbid you should celebrate your birthday, that's akin to communing with Satan!

    After I had been out for a while, my mom asked me if there were things I disagreed with. When I said yes, she said she thought I just needed to continue to study until I agreed. Again, what kind of sense does that make??

    Happyout - relieved that if she is crazy, apparently most of you are too

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