Just a general comment here to your musical taste, guys: Yuck! Ok, don't be too offended
Ahem, off the top of my head, in my mood right now, and I restrict myself to only one per band + runner-ups:
Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody (Runner-ups: Hammer to Fall, We Will Rock You, A Kind of Magic, eh, way too many to list)
David Bowie: Heroes (Runner-ups: Space Oddity, Ashes to Ashes)
Yello: Goldrush (runner-ups: Heavy Whispers)
Eurythmics: Who's that Girl (runner-up: Sweet Dreams, Stewart's Lilly Was Here)
Billy Idol: Mony Mony (runner-up: White Wedding)
Bob Dylan: Subterrenean Homesick Blues (runner-ups: Lovesick, too many to list)
Jimi Hendrix: All Along the Watchtower (runner-up: Purple Haze)
Madonna: Like a Prayer (runner-up: Vogue)
Michael Jackson: Give in to Me (runner-up: Billie Jean. He should do rock full time, not cheesy pop & disco)
U2: Pride (runner-ups: Gloria, lots, e.g. their 'live' version of Helter Skelter is awesome)
Meat Loaf: Paradise By the Dashboard Light (in fact, the whole Bat Out of Hell album is a classic)
Depeche Mode: Personal Jesus (runner-up: Barrell of a Gun)
Bruce Springsteen: No Surrender (runner-up: The Promised Land, really all from Darkness on the Edge of Town and lots more)
Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Relax (runner-up: Power of Love, their version of Born to Run)
Tom Waits: The Rain Dogs album (con't really pick one)
Guns & Roses: Welcome to the Jungle (runner-up: November Rain, version of Knocking on Heaven's Door is awesome)
AC/DC: Highway to Hell (Runner-ups: Anything from Back in Black)
The Beatles: Back in the USSR (Runner-ups: Helter Skelter, Sgt. Pepper's, anything from Revolver, lots)
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Into My Arms (Runner-ups: Henry Lee, The Weeping Song)
Leonard Cohen: The Tower of Song (runner-ups: ouch. lots!)
Damn, lots more. Gotta stop somewhere.
Song I Shouldn't Like But Keeps Coming Back To: To All the Girls I've Loved Before, performed by Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias. A bad taste feast that is ultimately fun. Are they ironic? I don't know.
A special mention for pathetic crap and a fantastic lack of anything resembling musical talent:
Anything by the crap German 80s band Modern Talking. Stuff from the Swede Max Martin's hit factory, nowhere produced and performed worse than what N'Sync's accomplishes. Most stuff on the hit lists these days, or any days.
Dishonorable mention for critic overhype: Destiny's Child. Ok, they look f...ing awesome. The music isn't all utter crap. Is that enough to be hailed as a r&b revolution?
General dishonerable mention: The Music Industry, for almost succeeding in destroying popular music. May you choke & die on MP3!
- Jan
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