Merry Christmas Governing Body and a Happy New Year 2005 (1914 + 91)

by frankiespeakin 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    I think we should all wish the GB a very merry Christmas. I'm sure many will be able to find the "appropriate" greetings for those who direct and inspect the "spiritual slop" before feeding it to rank and file.

  • gumby
    gumby

    I've bought all of them gifts. I bought jock itch spray, hemmroid cream, penile cream, super heavy duty toenail clippers for yellow thick nails, anti-persperant for those over 90, some hustler magazines and some kleenex, some eye salve, and some arthritis cream.

    Gumby

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    I wonder how a gag gift address to the Governing Body/care of the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society would be recieved at Brooklyn Bethel?

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Gumby!!!! leave out the jock spray,penile cream,Hustler mags. but send the rest to me please I could use them why waste them on falsie's......I was thinking of sending them a THANK YOU card.... For releasing me..... Maybe we should sign a petition----for setting us FREE!!!!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Mouthy.....your insane I tell ya! I'll send you some hemmroid cream if It'l make ya happy.

    BTW mouthy......Merry Christmas to you.... our dear sweet granny

    Huge hugs,

    Gumby

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    Hi Frankie! You could send the picture of them from the Proclaimers book page 200 that shows them celebrating Christmas.

    Under the heading:Practices That Have Been Abandoned;This Christmas celebraton at Brooklyn Bethel in 1926 was their last.

    Blueblades

  • wannaexit
    wannaexit

    Good Idea

    Merry Christmas to all and may the end be just around the corner.

    And Gumby : you crack me up. I had a good belly laugh.

    Wanna

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Now that WB&TS own shares in a tobacco company,lets get them all a carton of cigarettes.There`s nothing like lighting up a "J.W.Stinky".If you die of lung cancer from smoking "J.W.Stinky`s" you`ll be resurected in 1975..LOL!...OUTLAW

  • gumby
    gumby

    If cigars were ok for Rutherford to smoke, I'm sure Jehovah's ok with a cigarette here and there.

    Lucky bastard Rutherford....Jehovah waits till 1972 to reveal he doesn't like smokers

    Gumby

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    My wife and I passed by a Kingdom Hall on the way up to Kentucky this morning, and we both burst out laughing and said "Merry Christmas Kingdom Hall"

    We pass by this KH everyday to take her to work and one of us will always say "look there's the kiiiiiiingdom hall"

    Dave

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