What I Wish I'd Known When I Was 20

by eyeslice 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  Big Tex

  I Wish I'd Known When I Was 20

  that I should do 1,000 situps every day

  never, ever drink the water in Mexico

  rats move very quickly

  wear your seatbelt otherwise you shoot through the windshield like a ICBM

  although it might seem like a good idea at the time, drinking kamakazis on an empty stomach doesn't really work out too well

  morphine is a really, really, really, good thing

  that I should enroll in college ASAP

  but most importantly that Jehovah's Witnesses were nothing more than a religious cult masquerading as a glorified Amway and my life would be happier if I left
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  Incense_and_Peppermints

  morphine is a really, really, really, good thing

  mmm... i had that when my appendix was about to blow...-wow-. i never felt so at peace in my whole life. total, complete serenity. it was amazin'...<--- (i hope that's an airplane)
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  little1

  I'm with Brenda-that you don't have to be married to have sex!

  That getting married at 18 is a really, really bad idea.

  That you should know someone for more than 6 months before you marry them (made that mistake TWICE!)

  That I can take care of myself

  That being alone isn't so bad, and is much better than being in a crappy relationship

  That it's better to be spiritual than religious

  That I could find a way to go to art school even if my parents offered no help

  I could go on and on! Where's the rewind button when you need it??