JW DF'd for Eating Candy Cane (page 2)

belbab

Blondie,

Are you sure it is not In the John News, for God's sake don't flush it?

Incense_and_Peppermints

Of course, the fact that I was eating them under the bed with the door shut and the lights out---is completely irrelevant yer honor!

lol, gettin' a visual...

BrendaCloutier

...what if you just licked it?

Wasn't that Bill Clinton's excuse? Oops, family thread.

johnny cip

even tho it's a bit off beat. rofl the writer catches the basic idea if what it's like to be a jw. that is a great witness. for non jw's. john

This is either a joke or an urban legend! I don't believe it for a second. I live very near to Seattle and I will be checking the names for authenticity. I have several friends who buy holiday candy, when it goes on sale for 50 to 75% off. I hope ones on this board are at least capable of not believing every rotten story. If it is true....I am truly concerned!

seeitallclearlynow

Oops - ok then!

Peggy, it's just college humor.

willyloman

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