If You Could Rename Jehovah's Witnesses What Would You Call 'em?

GermanXJW

The Organized Rulers
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SATAN (Skinned and thrown about nobodies)
Low-Key Lysmith

If they handed out bottles of maple syrup with the Watchtower and Awake, you could call 'em Jemima's Witnesses.
core

Jehovah's Witlesses
Russel of moneyites
Jehovah's Perjurers
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Cult of the Calloused Knuckles.
(From 'knocking" on doors - get it?)
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"If you can't beat'em SHUNem" sounds very Jewish...
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ScoobySnax

That would be the Shun'emites
minimus

Sodom ites.
blondie

Liars
Preston

Sodom ites.
Huh?......why....