a bedtime prayer.....

peaceloveharmony

bedtime prayer for the ladies:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's "willy" is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair & opens my door,
massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say when I ask.
"How big is my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to screw my bestfriend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!!

my friend sent this to me and i couldn't help but laugh! lolol, as some of you know, i recently dumped the shithead and am hopeful that god will answer the rest of my prayer!

love
harmony

"If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?"
..........Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (1792-1822)

hippikon

GinnyTosken

Peaceloveharmony,

Your prayer reminds me of Shel Silverstein's "Prayer of the Selfish Child" from A Light in the Attic.

Ginny

Prayer of the Selfish Child

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
And if I die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my toys to break.
So none of the other kids can use 'em...

Amen.

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To get back to your topic,

Introspection

lol.. Well Peace why don't you post in Prisca's single thread under the Dating etc. board?

"It is not so much that you use your mind wrongly--you usually don't use it at all. It uses you. This is the disease." -Eckhart Tolle, The Power of Now

riz

ROFL Mony

That was awesome. And congratulations on losing the loser. You rock! Don't ever settle for less than the best, which is what you deserve.

riz
( and heeheehee )

Stop looking at me, swan!- Billy Madison

riz

Ginny that's so funny...

that's the poem that I was thinking of too when I read mony's. I love Shel Silverstein.

riz

Stop looking at me, swan!- Billy Madison

Big Jim

That Was Good. I am going to give that to my wife.

I am going to try to write on for us men.

Dear God:

Give me a woman that is a good cook and that will make my bed.
Also please let her be good at giving good head.

Also let her be good to my kids and keep the house clean.
But also let her be my whore in the bed; you know what I mean.

Give me a woman that will stand by her man.
And when she is on her period have her give me a tight hand.

Let her be 36-24-36 if you please.
Just don't let her be a dick tease.

Give me a woman with respect and regard.
And one that has no holes bared.

She can spend my money any way she sees fit.
As long as she will get on my stick and sit.

But please let her be faithfull to me only.
By the time I find her I will probally be gray and lonley.

(hope I dont offend)

safe4kids

Harmony,

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

And I agree with Riz...you rock chick!!! Hehehe...we know about those guys named Bill, eh Harmony?? LOLOL

BigJim...not offended Actually, I thought it sounded like quite a few guys I know...

Dana

"A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Big Jim

Thank You Safe4Kids.

SixofNine

Dear Lord,

I thank you for your blessings, and may I ask for one more? Thanks. I want a woman. A woman who always lays me down before I sleep. A woman who does so in a manner that indicates that she knows that you created us male and female animals, not missionaries. In shorts, I pray for peace, love, & harmony. Out of shorts too.

Thanks again in advance, Six.

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