You know you's a broke ass.....

by prophecor 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • missy04
    missy04

    OMGI am a senior member now!!!!!

    ~Sarah

  • Lostreality
    Lostreality

    when top ramen and water can be turned into a 4 course meal, and turned into 7 when adding cheese.

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    When you watchin' TV wit' out no cable!!!

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    you know you's a broke ass................WHEN THERES A CRACK DOWN THE MIDDLE!

  • Gill
    Gill

    LOL Candidly.

    You know you's a broke ass when you're walking down the road looking for dropped pennies to collect, to take to the bank at the end of the week to make up one pound to afford bread.

  • Lostreality
    Lostreality

    ...gill, thats just depressing...wanna borrow a few bucks buddy?

  • Tigerman
    Tigerman

    . . .when you take your Nikon down to the pawn shop to get money for food and then borrow money from your girlfriend to get the camera out of hock but after a month of not being able to pay her back she steals the camera and leaves you.

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    When you go to the ATM , check your balance (with a knot in your gut), it says you've got $5.00...

    And you're HAPPY!! (you thought you were negative)

    Yeah,

    u/d

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier
    When you watchin' TV wit' out no cable!!!

    Hey, I resemble that! And I use my beau's dial-up, too, with my yahoo account. You know you's a broke ass... when you walk to the store after digging in the couch and all pockets to find meal money, and you're car's outta gas. Ouch, been there. Hey, anyone in Fred Meyer country (OR and WA) remember their "food stamps"? In WA they were redeemable for cash. I'd toss 'em in a drawer and when I was flat broke I'd lick-n-stick and either get money for gas or usually buy food. They was MY Food Stamps.

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    You start checking the all the pockets of your dirty clothes and the clothes in your closet you havent worn in a while for spare change or the occasional $1.

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