What's Everyone's Favorite JW "Urban Legend?"

by Jaypeeto 24 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    NewChapter: My favorite urban legends were always in the pages of their own literature.

    That's my problem, it's all the guitars I have ... 9 of them. I'm going to have to burn them, or dig a hole in the backyard and bury them.

    So stupid. How could burying the "demon possessed" thing in their backyard end the problems if that was really it? It's just out in the backyard!!! So stupid!

    I see that article also--not too subtley--encourages the wife to go to the elders and rat out her husband!

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    LOL @ searchofthetruth,

    It actually falls under legend even if it's printed.

    My favorite one is this one, you ready?

    That Jesus came here invisible in 1914 and there was this "invisible" war with Satan.

  • NewChapter
    NewChapter

    LOL 00dad I was thinking the same thing. Now their garden is possessed. Their cabbages are a real hit.

  • Alfred
    Alfred

    An elder once asked me: "Alfred, are you sure you didn't accept a gift from someone who might be involved with demons somehow?"... he was basically trying to figure out why I was frequently "irregular" (in Field Circus, not bowel movements)...

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    C'mon y'all, you're missing the Biggest JW Urban Legend of all:

    Jehovah's Witnesses have The Truth

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