Try Apostate proverbs

Fleur

Better a live apostate than a dead JW.
gaiagirl

"Slow and steady finishes your service time quota". "One return visit spent waiting in the car is worth a dozen spent at the door". "All the Kingdom Hall's a stage, and all the people there merely members of the Ministry School performing their parts". "Don't count your bible studies before they are baptized".
frenchbabyface

Sure you can find more : some of you spit them out by 3 or 4 at the same time or in a row !!!
Gretchen956

better living through apostacy!
frenchbabyface

... BTTT
Double Edge

You can lead a dub to the real truth, but you can't make him think.
ballistic

A real one I used to be told as a pioneer was "don't count time, make your time count" - which sounds well meaning - but it's really about fudging your hours.
seeitallclearlynow

You can show a JW the Scriptures, but you can't make him "see" them.
Valis

Meat in due season is like regurgitated Alpo.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Brummie

Its the spoof that lead to eternal strife.
Brummie