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stillajwexelder

and white van drivers on the f------g M6 too Simon

LOL. That guy, after he rubbed shoulders with my lorry, slammed on the accelerator, swerved in front of me and pulled over in front of me. So I swerved out in front of him and pulled over in front of him... got out... walked up to him. He opened his mouth, then he stopped, realising he didn't actually have anything to say, got back in his car a drove off.

ballistic

Silla, less of the white van knocking, anyway what are you doing in the UK?

stillajwexelder

Lorry = TRUCK

anyway what are you doing in the UK? Trying to disguise my identity

ballistic

ok stilla, by the way...

I know you have intersections where we have junctions, but what do you call roundabouts?

Valis

but what do you call roundabouts?

nonexistant..

ballistic

nonexistant..

You CANNOT be serious??? So "The magic roundabout" means NOTHING to you???

Valis

So we're fishing on the river, she's cleaning fish and I'm getting a few last casts. Well it starts raining really hard and we scramble to the car....Later on I search furiously for my double bladed kung fu grip bad ass Smith & Wesson knife BIRTHDAY GIFT.

Me:"Sugar, have you seen my knife?"

CSG:"No, I don't think so."

I search more

Give up for the night

Get up the next day and redouble my efforts...all this cutting into fishing time mind you...

Me:"Dammit, where did it go?!!!!!..."

Hours pass...

CSG: "BTW Travis I think I lost your knife yesterday"

Valis

hey ballistics, actually we just don't have them here... BUT they certainly have meaning to me...try being in car with Gadget and they have all the more meaning...*LOL*

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

ballistic

hey Valiss, I find it hard to believe civiliZation can exist without roundabouts.

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