How did you brutally destroy your WT publications?

by Nosferatu 46 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis
    You'd think lighter fluid would have worked, but it just would not stay burning.

    nope...gasoline, kerosene,and napalm which you can make yourself w/a bucket, some gasoline and old styrofoam. . he styrofoam becomes gelationous and sticks to everything it burns..

  • Bryan
    Bryan

    Actually, books do not burn that easily at all, because the pages are so tight and close together. Oxygen only get to the edges.

    Bryan

    Have You Seen My Mother

  • heatherg
    heatherg

    Wish I would've kept mine too. could've sold four big boxes worth of stuff on e-bay. I did keep them for awhile, hauling the boxes everytime I moved. One move though, I got sick of taking them with, so I threw them all away in the dumpster out back. Maybe some local JW found them with my name in all of them!

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    A couple of years ago, I realized that residual jaydub faux-rationalism was getting in the way of my spiritual development. My (then) spiritual teacher had a couple copies of the NWT on her bookshelf, specifically to mess with jaydub minds when they knocked on her door.

    I asked her if I could have a copy "on the understanding that you'll never see it again."

    Then I took it home and did a little ritual with it that involved ripping every page with a knife and cursing it praying over it.

    I was going to use it for toilet paper afterwards, but realized that I didn't actually need any toilet paper at the moment; so I put it in the bottom of a garbage bag and cleaned out the fridge.

    gently feral

  • Moridin
    Moridin

    When my couch legs broke I found that the bound volumes worked wonders as a new peg. After I got a new couch I couldn't even give them to my mom still an active jw so I through all of them into the dumpster.

  • AshtonCA
    AshtonCA
    Actually, books do not burn that easily at all, because the pages are so tight and close together. Oxygen only get to the edges

    Yes, that's why my brother crinkles up all the pages before he put it in. It just took forever anway. My mom was saying, see? Satan doesn't want it to burn, I didn't believe that, but she sure did.

    Ashton

  • Lostreality
    Lostreality

    'twas a cold winter 2004....

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