Tee-hee.
We have a TV program in the UK called "Britains worst husbands" or something like that.
One guy actually rings his wife up on her mobile as she walks to work to tell her he wants another cup of tea, and she dashes back home to make him one.
But the best one was the laziest husband whose wife actually accompanied him to the bathroom every day, armed with a box of tissues. Yes, it's true.
Jules.
PS:- My late husbands ex-wife (JW) was astonished beyond belief to learn that since he married me he had happily become very proficient at all sorts of domestic chores ! Needs must...............