Oh my! too funny!!
Jehovah Witnesses for Sale
by alias 16 Replies latest jw friends
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Incense_and_Peppermints
hehe "kingdom ken"... of course, her friends and relatives are sold seperately, so they're easier to shun.
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Deputy Dog
I knew they were hard up for money. I wonder if they are anointed or just garden variety slave class? Is there a price difference?
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alias
Minimum bid is based on level of Spiritual Qualifications?.
Inactive = Cheaper by the dozen
Token Publisher = No minimum bid
Reg Publisher = 10
Aux Pio = 20
Reg Pio = 30
MS =40
Elder = 50
CO = 60
Bethelite = 70
GB = 80
Annointed = 90 (if under 40, half price)
Skilled vs Non-Skilled, times on the red carpet, DF'd, Reproved, Marked, and number of highlighters used in Watchtower preparation all figure in as well...
Just kidding, of course...
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steve2
What I'd like to know as an informed consumer is this: If I buy a JW and he doesn't work as instructed, can I return him? While I know what the reject policy is (absolute shunning), I would like to know what the "return and replace" policy is . Thank you in anticipation.
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candidlynuts
dont buy kingdom ken..he's not anatomically correct!
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steve2
dont buy kingdom ken..he's not anatomically correct!
All the better, I'd say. What's his going price?