The New Testament encourages answering questions with other questions as a means of facilitating conversations. So what better way to fully understand what Jesus would do, than by inquiring what he wouldn't do?
What WOULDN"T Jesus Do?
by Gerard 12 Replies latest social humour
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StinkyPantz
Why wouldn't Jesus go hanggliding?
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Gerard
Pilots compete to see who can stay up the longest or go furthest. According to the WT s ports are a waste of time and hanggliding is a dangerous thing:
Participants who desire to please God, regardless of the game they are playing, need to be careful that they do not violate the Bible principle: "Let us not become egotistical, stirring up competition with one another, envying one another."-Gal. 5:26.
I disagree.
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kwintestal
Do you think Jesus would eat pork? It's evedently OK now, but would his pre-Messiah upbringing still make it all gross sounding and yucky?
Kwin
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unclebruce
It all depends on which Jesus you're talking about Gerard. The original jewish, freedom fighting Jesus wouldn't say "all things to ceasar" or any of that Paulian bollocks. The Catholic baby Jesus wouldn't have a serious philisophical discussion like this one, the English Jesus wouldn't converse in a Lancashire accent, and the Australian Jesus wouldn't beat Don Bradmans batting average.
and, in this Plasticine Age, Jesus lov'n Yanks sing: "I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic jesus, rid'n on the dashboard of my car...."
my personal jesus snuffed it when I placed him and all my watchtower books out for the garbage men.
unclebruce who had enough of "what would Jesus do in this situation?
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in a new york bethel minute
uncle bruce u took the fun out of the topic
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in a new york bethel minute
jesus wouldn't hand over all his belongings to a drunken skitzo
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gumby
How about.....what DIDN'T jesus do?
Well...,he didn't "come quickly" like he said he was going to do in Rev.22
He told his diciples he's come back and recieve them home.....they died and never saw him again.
He told those watching him he'd come back in the same manner......as if they'd see it.
Why worry what jesus wouldn't do when he didn't do what he said he'd do?
Gumby
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holly
HE WOULDNT DISFELLOWSHIP YOU. HE WOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE HILTER, BECAUSE HE WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT ITS MUMMY AND DADDYS FAULT YOU TURNED OUT THE WAY YOU DID. HE WOULDNT BE SCARED TO BE AN APOSTATE AND HE WOULDNT BE SCARED TO ADD HIS IDEAS TO THE LIST '101 childish things to do in a Kingdom Hall'