FOND FAREWELL TO THE BI-MONTHLY AWAKE!

by steve2 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • steve2
    steve2

    With the JW congregations about to be informed that the ubiquitous Awake! magazine is to be issued just once a month from January 2006, now is an apt time for interested parties to share brief memories and/or impressions about the bi-monthly Awake! magazines, whether poignant, hard-hitting or humorous. Here are a few of yy memories to kick things off:

    • I remember as a 6 year-old browsing through a copy of the Awake! at my grandparents and reading the scripture on the cover that said something like, "Now is the hour for you to be awake...". This puzzled me because to my young concrete thinking mind how could I read that if I wasn't awake? My patient JW grandmother explained to me that it meant being spirtually awake... Now I was even more confused.
    • Another memory: As a 15 year old, I read an article in the Awake! on different shoe-polishing methods and, accompanied by the visiting Circuit Overseer, presented this article to a puzzled householder who slammed the door in my face. I subsequently asked the CO if the Great Tribulation struck right now, would that householder be held accountable because I never got a chance to preach the goodnews but I did spout off a few intriguing facts about shoe polishing. The unsmiling reply I got was, whenever we visit people, Jehovah sees what's in their hearts and that based on the slammed door it was clear that the householder would be destroyed. Quite a consequence for rejecting a magazine offer on shoe polishing.
    • Letters to the Editor. This was a relatively late introduction in the magazine's history and seemed to provide a perfect forum for airing reader's concerns. However, as we know, for every critical letter, there was a perfectly orchestrated "appreciative" letter from another reader which never failed to show up the bad attitude of the writer of the critical letter. Occasionally, the editor allowed that a mistake may hah been made; but, from memory, these were minor admissions.
    • Who can forget the bold and confident assertion about 1914 on the insider front cover? Who can forget how it suddenly disappeared?

    Your turn. Your memories and impressions of the Awake! please.

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    Young People Ask: How Can I Stop Masturbating?

    First, hold the article in your right hand...

  • z
    z

    Ez

    ROFLMAO

  • steve2
    steve2

    Young People Ask: How Can I Stop Masturbating?

    First, hold the article in your right hand...

    Ah, such tenderly traumatized memories - although I swear the instruction to hold the magazine in your right hand seems a late amendment. But.... hold on...by golly, it seems to work. Where was this instruction when I needed it almost 40 years ago?!! Keep those memories coming.

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    First, hold the article in your right hand...

    Or Both hands...Brag...Brag...Brag..

  • one
    one

    I was impressed by an article, many years ago, explaining how a CD works, in simple terms. At that time many "technical" people and engineers, had no clue.

    Of course CD now are recorded using a better technology but emplying the same photonic principle,

    a norrow beam of light reflected or absorved for 0 or 1 digital representation.

  • one
    one

    i don't have a wt cd but would like to get a copy of an article, came out a couple of decades ago, about alternative energy. It was about using a country using water/electric turbine BUT reciclying the water, using a reverse turbine i think.

    btw

    stilljwxelder promised to send me some info about turbines, Kaplan turbines etc.

  • wannaexit
    wannaexit

    I've I missed something?????????

    Where is verification of this????????

    Is this what the big March 20 announcement is all about?????

    Inquiring minds want to know

    wanna

  • Neo
    Neo

    wannaexit,

    They are separate things. The monthly Awake (starting 2006) is supposedly announced in the March KM, but I'd like to see some confirmation. Check the thread Awake Moving To Monthly Publishing.

    The special meeting will be about a new organizational book: New OM Book replacement & Upcoming Elder School.

    Neo

  • apocalypse
    apocalypse

    And the reason why this is happening? Drum roll please.....

    The days of cheap paper have come to an end.

    http://www.stockhouse.ca/news/news.asp?newsid=2617762&tick=A

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000082&sid=aRxtD8IL9klI&refer=canada

    http://agnews.tamu.edu/dailynews/stories/FRSC/May1904a.htm

    http://biz.yahoo.com/e/041112/bpmi10-q.html

    http://strategis.ic.gc.ca/canadian_industry_statistics/cis.nsf/IDE/cis3221cste.html

    Look carefully at the rising costs and deminished returns for paper mills and the resulting need to jack prices into the sky.

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