by onacruse 16 Replies latest jw friends
So, I'm getting ready to head out the door this morning, and Kate says that my lunch is ready and sitting on the kitchen countertop.
I take my vitamins, and right next to them is a can of Purina Alpo "Prime Cuts (In Gravy!)"...and what's even better, they've been FLAME BROILED.
I'm thinking that the honeymoon is over.
...I assume that Kate is your wife...
If so, I would buy her a dog leash and ask her if she is interested in going for a walk....
Sounds like your in the dog house. What did you do?
Do you carry a can opener in the car?
Annie
Offer to share your lunch with Kate.
Ah yes, sweet matrimony, .............it's a dog's wife!!!
uh ??? ... what did you espect ? they're is a time to get into normal life (honeymoon is honeymoon and then well ...) I'm sure you feel lucky anyway !
I remember when you were single, Craig. That brand was your favorite then, why gripe now? She loves you enough to get you the best!
~Hill
Ewww, Alpo was the brand that I opened and found a full chicken beak and an eyeball looking at me. I'm not much of an Alpo guy, there are better dog foods that are much tastier.
lol
