Current Favorite Movie Quote (page 5)

roybatty

?Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest!?

Winston Smith :>D

Oh, I love movie quotes!

Tombstone is a great movie for quotes!
Doc Holliday: You know, if I didn't think you were my friend, Ed, I don't think I could bare it.

Kill Bill II
Bill: I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
...
Elle Driver: Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you.
...
The Bride: You and I have unfinished business.
Bill: Baby, you ain't kidding.

Chasing Amy
Silent Bob: Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand f*cking Canyon.
...
Alyssa: For you, to f*ck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition - you inside some girl you duped, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
Banky Edwards: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes.

Saved
Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
Mary: [Mary holds up the Bible] This is not a weapon! You idiot.
...
Hilary Faye: You know, secondhand smoke kills.
Cassandra: I'm counting on it. [as Cassandra throws cigarette at Hilary]...
Mary: Why would God make us so different if he wanted us to be the same?

TrustMaria Coughlin: He's dangerous, but sincere.
Nurse Paine: Sincerely dangerous.
Maria Coughlin: No, he's dangerous *because* he's sincere.

kaykay_mp

Half Baked:

Brian:

First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta *understand* who Killer the dog was. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother and he was always ashamed of this, man. And right after that, he's adopted by this man, he's a small time gun-runner and dog fight promoter. So next thing you know, he puts Killer in training, and he is good! He is damn good! But then, he had the fight of his life ... pitted up against his own brother, Nibbles. And Killer said, 'no man, that's my brother! I can't fight Nibbles!'. But he was forced to fight anyway and Killer won, and killed Nibbles. And Killer said, 'That's it.'. And he called off all of his fights and he started doing crack and he wigged out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating.

Thurgood:

You done smoked yourself retarded.

laters

kaykay_mp

Neo

Hi Winston, nice to see you back and posting.

You watched 1984, didn't you?

Winston Smith :>D

Some funnies...

Tommy BoyTommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.
...
Tommy: I've seen some crazy stuff in my time, but that... was... AWESOME.
...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
...
Tommy: Richard, were you watching Spank-travision?
...
Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.
...
Richard Hayden: Housekeeping, you want me fluff pillow?
...
Tommy: Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.
...
Richard Hayden: Awww, I've interrupted 'happy time'.

Big DaddyVanessa: He has a five year plan.
Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?
...
Julian: ...but I wipe my own ass, I wipe my own ass!
...
Sonny: You want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!
...
Sonny: You'll be missing me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls... gross!

Billy Madison
Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!

Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore: The price is wrong, bitch.
...
Happy Gilmore: If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.
...
Happy Gilmore: I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.
...
Happy Gilmore: Somebody's closer!

Batman I
The Joker: I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.
...
The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
...
The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
...
Joker: Oh, I got a live one here!
...
The Joker: If you gotta go, go with a smile.
...
Alicia: You look fine.
Jack Napier: I didn't ask.
...
The Joker: Bob? Gun.
[Bob hands him the gun - Joker shoots him, then sighs] The Joker: I'm gonna need some time alone, boys.
...
The Joker: Darling, I've got to get you to the church on time
...
The Joker: This town needs an enema!
...
Bruce Wayne: You want to get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!
...
Joker: Grease 'em now? Well OK. You are a viscous bastard Rotelli, and uh, I'm glad you're dead!
...
The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

Sweetp0985

The Joker: This town needs an enema!

I always thought he said..this town needs an animal....lmao

Winston Smith :>D

Hi Winston, nice to see you back and posting.

Thx! I am supposed to be working right now. <-------------The worlds worst procrastinator

You watched 1984, didn't you?

Nothing worth quoting from that movie

Current Favorite Movie Quote

roybatty

Winston Smith :>D

kaykay_mp

Neo

Winston Smith :>D

Sweetp0985

Winston Smith :>D

prophecor

czarofmischief

prophecor

Share this