So on Sunday I decided to put the Smurf thing to the test. The plan was to take a Smurf to the Kingdom Hall for the Public Talk & Watchtower. If the Smurf gets up and walks out all by itself then I know they are daemons and I should repent in sack cloth and ashes dedicating my life to God. So what happened – Little bastard sat there like a perfect JW. Even answered up during the watchtower. Cheeky little shit even winked at me!
Smurf at the KH
by hippikon 11 Replies latest jw friends
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jayhawk1
Did you take Papa Smurf? If you did, did the Elders tell Papa Smurf he can't wear a beard?
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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closer2fine
LOL I really needed that laugh!
closer
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wright
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VeniceIT
AHHAHA Kool you even took a Pic.
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Ven"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
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VeniceIT
Hey I even saw them at the last Quick Build!!!
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"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings
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Francois
Do I take it correctly that there is some urban legend that a Smurf toy somewhere got up and walked out of a Kingdom Hall?
Not really?
Really?
Really and for true?
You've got to be shitting me.
Franc
Where it is a duty to worship the Sun you can be sure that a study of the laws of heat is a crime.
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jayhawk1
Venice you are cracking me up! I needed a good laugh!
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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sf
Ok, first....bwahhhhhhhhhROFLOLahhhhhhhhh to "closer's" and "jayhawks" posts (in there entirty; did i spell that right, somehow it looks like the "e" should be there, yet that doesn't look right either)ENTIRETY! hahahaha
And Venice, we have discussed these weird governing body dreams you've been having. I just gotta say, I am soooo proud you have finally been able to FACE YOUR FEARS. {{{{{{Venice}}}}}}
Love, "twurly"..."VERY APOSTATE" klass
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closer2fine
Francoise, see the following thread!
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=8190&site=3#96283
closer
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wright
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VeniceIT
NEWS FLASH
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For the past 20 years we have been tracking and searching for the ‘person’ that started all the Demonized Smurf Rumors!!!! They have been finally apprehended and is standing Trial! Thought you’d all like to know, now we can free up more agents to investigate the ‘demonized JW’s Socks’!!! This will now be our first priority. Here is the perpetrator.*
The Jury is still out on the sentencing, any suggestions."The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings