ALL MUST ATTEND THE MEETING FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
oh boy! THIS IS IT! proof prophecy has been fulfilled? the great tribulation has begun? Babylon the great has fallen? WHAT?
"this meeting is to announce Jehovah's loving provision of not charging for the magazines anymore so that more people can be reached"
"this meeting is to announce that no longer will the magazines be provided thru subscription we will lovingly provide publications delivered by hand so that all can be reached"
" this meeting is to announce that thru Jehovahs loving kindness thru his organization the awake magazine will only be published once a month"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! by the time armageddon gets here everyone will pray to be destroyed!