God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing.In other
words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take plain dirt and form it into the likeness of you, and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's very interesting ... show Me, " says God.
So, the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
mold the soil into the shape of a man.
"No, no, no ..." interrupts God, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT."
scientist vs god
by candidlynuts 14 Replies latest social humour
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candidlynuts
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stillajwexelder
Yes clever - I will use that one with a diehard evolutionist
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IronGland
Yes clever - I will use that one with a diehard evolutionist
Ah, Yes. 100 years of Biological science overturned with that story. I will forward this to the biology/paleontology/natural science dept. of every major university. They will be pleased and I imagine you will be nominated for a Nobel prize. You are truly a giant among ants.
Next time you have a discussion w/ a gay person, tell them God created adam and eve not adam and steve. That ususally makes them realise they should be straight.
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czarofmischief
Stunning rebuttal, Irongland. We stand rebuked by the fire of your faith.
CZAR
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IronGland
Thanks czar. I used to be a die hard evelutionist, but that story showed me it was created by the sweet hand of God. Scientist's sure are dumb. I cant believe I really believed in Evolution. No Monkeys in MY family tree. (yuk yuk yuk).
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Satanus
I wonder if god would allow the scientist to take a dump ... you know .. and work from there
S
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candidlynuts
geez it was a joke not an attempt at conversion lmao
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seattleniceguy
LOL @ IronGland
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StinkyPantz
Thanks czar. I used to be a die hard evelutionist, but that story showed me it was created by the sweet hand of God. Scientist's sure are dumb. I cant believe I really believed in Evolution. No Monkeys in MY family tree. (yuk yuk yuk).
LOL.. me, too!!